Things We'd Like to See on Company Motivational Posters
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. (My personal favorite.)
Rome did not create a vast empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed — try management!
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
It's only unethical if you get caught.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. (Addition by Kate: And pretty much guarantees you a promotion.)
Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)
If you stay calm, while everyone around you is panicking, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
Plagiarism saves time.
At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
This can't go on forever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years.
TEAMWORK… means never having to take all the blame yourself.
1 comment:
"TEAMWORK… means never having to take all the blame yourself."
hahahahaha! That's a good one. And so damn true. Never heard it before.
They are all true. That's what makes them funny. Sad and funny. But mostly sad.
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